Spoof film trailer for a DEATH CULT formed of the political elite - it is a joke (honest) POP QUIZ - Politicians love war because:
1. it makes them and their friends rich 1. they can't think of any other ways to grow the economy 1. it makes them feel important 1. it's easier than uniting as a species and exploring the universe 1. they are evil shape shifting lizards
Put your answers in the comments. The first correct answer wins an [EcoHustler Water Canteen](https://www.ecohustler.com/2015/07/20/the-ecohustler-water-canteen-has-landed/) !  
