Roses Are Shit
3 reasons not to buy roses this Valentines Day. Soundtrack by Outkast.
Do you want to improve the world? I don't think it can be done. The world is sacred. It can't be improved. If you tamper with it, you'll ruin it. If you treat it like an object, you'll lose it.
The mile high club is for irresponsible yuppies. The cool kids are getting down and dirty 45m below sea level